Sunday, July 31, 2005
She woke up in a great mood and ready to play on daddies computer . She plays this game called spider which from what I gather is a lot like solitaire . This child is smart as a whip . I didn't learn to play this until a few years ago and she is all over it ..
Isn't she so cute :)
This hair is classic ..lol She is so gonna hate me for this when she gets older ...
Ok you know I really went in to the movie expecting to hate it .Depp on the previews was creeping me out.I normally do NOT like Tim Burton's stuff.I have to say I was very pleasantly surprised that I really enjoyed it . I think Depp was fabulous in this movie .It was a movie that made you feel like a kid again ..It made me want to jump in and swim in the river of chocolate ,ride in a big pink boat through a tunnel while sipping chocolate ,and frolic in an edible wonderland .It was very cool for me :) I recommend going to see it .I am disturbed however at the the previews they chose to show before the movie .Very inappropriate for young children in my opinion .
Updates below !!!
Just the name Cappy annoys the piss out of me .That whole side annoys the piss out of me .Never has a season of Big Brother got me so fired up . How can these people be so ignorant . Maggie for starters has not figured out that her whole side voted against her and that the whole side she is fighting to get out voted to keep her in . ARGGGG These people are ignorant . Sarah and her flip floppin ass is getting on my nerve to .I would not trust her or James as far as I could throw them as far as an alliance . As long as Kaysar and Janelle stay I will be a happy camper ...If those two leave before the rest, it will not be worth watching for me .To me they are the only two intelligent people on that show . The rest of them can all go one by one for all I care .
Why oh Why did Maggie of all people have to get HOH ....It is always sad when you have an ignorant ,irrational woman in power like that . And can someone please stuff a sock in Ivettes mouth ...geeeez that woman's voice grates on my last nerve .
NOt that I am bitter or anything ...lmao Man I am so annoyed .....I can not wait untill Thursday .Apparently according to the live feeds Sarah has won the veto and is trying to play it off like she may not use it ..WHATEVER do you think these people were born yesterday ? Why would she not save her own boyfriend ...Morons .....Ok I am done now ...
Update : Howie is now calling "that " side Crappy Crunch ...lmao
Edited to add these pics of tv's best eye candy right now ( these are from the live feed so are not the best pics but he still looks good :
him in a towel ...mmmmmmmmm :) :
Saturday, July 30, 2005
If you are at all curious now as to what the famous curtain looks like you can see it here . I will take pics of the process as well as we start the project ..( I should have taken pics while the old curtain was up) ...Anyway I will keep you posted . :)
Have a Great Saturday People !!!!!!
Friday, July 29, 2005
It has been a crazy ,crazy week at work .I am so very glad it is Friday finally .WOOOO HOOOO!!! If anyone calls ...I am not home ..hehehehe .
Ok on with the weekend ,starting with this weeks technique from my lil book .For those of you that have not been here since the beginning of these postings ,I am posting each Friday from a book called 302 advanced techniques for driving a man wild in bed by Olivia St Claire .This is purely for entertainment value ..But ,take from it what you will :)
Last week I posted of the shaving ceremony for the men .This week it is for the ladies :)WOOT!!
"Shaving Ritual for her .
Present him with a hand -lettered invitation to your virgin shaving ritual.Designate a time
and place and provide instructions that include his being naked ( he'll feel more vulnerable that way and will take greater care with the delicate operation ).Assemble all the materials for him ( with the addition of the camera ) and make the atmosphere as cushy,safe,and resplendent as you desire. You may want to bathe first to make your hair soft and easy to remove . At the end of the ceremony , ask to take a photo of your bare beauty that he can keep tucked away very deeply( yeah hopefully VERY deeply ) in his wallet . "
Ok if this is a ritual for US why do we have to bring all the materials ? He didn't have to when it was his ritual ...lol what's up with that . Also why didn't we get a pic to tuck in our wallets? I think we got ripped off here ladies .
UPDATE : Ok I was doing my blog visits and first on my list is -E and she had a link so hilarious I had to grab it and share ...lol I hope she doesn't mind .Go read her post and then check out this link www.mintyass.com .
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Happy 33rd Birthday punkin . I love you so much . I thought about posting all my mushy setiments on my blog for the world to see but you know what , I will save that for just you :)
Enjoy your day darlin .......
Here is Guppy being Guppy ..lol
Him looking all sweet and innocent :)
and a kiss for the birthday boy :)
I am writing this post tonight before bed because I know I will probably not get a chance to do it on his birthday tommorrow July 27th 2005 ...So everyone visting ...why don't you hop on over to Guppy's place and wish him a happy one :)
person 1:" What do you want to eat ?"
person 2:" I don't know what do YOU want to eat "
person 1 :" I don't know , what sounds good to you ?"
person 2 : " I don't care , what sounds good to you ?"
We are both starving yet we sit here having this conversation ...lol
This is ALL the time unless I am cooking dinner and I give him no choice ...
I need to go to the grocery ,but for tonight it is going to be take out but at this rate who knows what or when ...lmao
Anyone got any good ideas ? I may be here awhile ..lol withering away to nothing ( yeah right ...As IF !!!!)
Monday, July 25, 2005
The other day at the grocery store we went in and bought a bunch of fruit ( I was craving a fruit salad ...lol and some veggies for the guinea pigs , and some ice cream ( of course )The bags were not exactly light ..lol Anyway , we are leaving ...Guppy has all 6 bags in one hand it is over a hundred degrees outside ,his fingers are going numb from the plastic cutting off his circulation and he still comes over and unlocks and opens my door for me like always .
One late night we were out Christmas shopping and it started pouring rain ...The kind you can barely see in front of you through ...We are leaving the store and all these people are standing around the door waiting for the rain to stop so they can walk to their cars . Guppy goes and gets the car , gets out and opens my door for me ,( IN THE POURING RAIN ) ...This lady standing with her hubby smacks him in the arm and says "look at that ...why don't you do that for me" ..lol ..My honey is such a gentleman and I just wanted to tell him how much I appreciate him :) I want him to know that I do not take these things for granted but notice and cherish them .
Sunday, July 24, 2005
This was our favorite part of the rain forest exhibit . That pink bird up top was so cool looking that we had to get a picture of it .I could have kicked back right there for hours . It was so relaxing .
This deer was so cool .Guppy would pull a leaf off that tree the deer was eating at and it would eat right out of his hand . The deer was also licking his hand but with a digital ,of course when I snapped by the time it actually took the pic the deer was done :( .
I Love these pics of the pink flamingo .I had never seen a pink flamingo in person before this day . Only the fake plastic ones in peoples yard ..lol
These look like cool pics for a post card to me :)
These actually ended up being my favorite pics of the trip .
Guppy captured this very cool pic of this bald eagle . The bird was posing so nicely for him don't you think ?..lol what a ham :)
This one I loved too . Doesn't he look so majestic?
Thank you for stopping by and taking a tour of my favorite Houston Zoo exhibits :)
Hope you are having a fabulous weekend :)
Saturday, July 23, 2005
When I was a child the street I lived on in Las Vegas had an elderly couple that had this HUGE pomegranate tree . All the neighborhood kids were allowed to go get the pomegranate off anytime . Most of the time you could just walk up to the yard and grab them from the ground .That tree produced mass amounts . I don't know if you have ever eaten a pomegranate but when they are ripe ...Man they are juicy and sweet ..mmmmmmmm All up and down the street the sidewalks were stained with red juice ..lol That is the only way we knew to get them open . You would throw it as hard as you could and bust it open on the sidewalk .Still today that is the only way I know to get them open ,although I have not eaten one in years . Eating those are one of the fondest memories I have of my childhood summers . We would play hard then sit on the curb of the sidewalk and rest by eating some pomegranate . Last year ,shortly after buying this house we found a dwarf pomegranate bush at Home Depot and purchased it . It flowered a little last year and fruited slightly but nothing major . This year it is going crazy . I am still wondering if they are edible though . I tried looking it up on the net a few times but never found anything about eating them or not . Does anyone else grow these or atleast know if you can eat the fruit ...I am dying to try one ..lol Here are a few pics of it :
Friday, July 22, 2005
I was a HUGE Dukes of Hazzard fan as a kid .My brother and I were even allowed to stay up later on the day that it come on so we would never miss it . I had the t-shirt , the lil Daisy dukes and the little plastic high heels ...lol My idols as a child were Daisy Duke and Wonder Woman ..lol
I am a bit disturbed at the new movie coming out , for several reasons .First of all Daisy is NOT a blonde ...GRRRRRR as much as I like Jessica Simpson and all , she has no business being Daisy ,atleast not without a brunette wig on . I mean why not someone like Carmen Electra or maybe even Sandra Bullock .I actually think the perfect one to play her would be Gretchen Wilson but who knows if she can act ..lol How believeable is it that Stiffler is playing Bo ?
Burt Reynolds is WAY to small to be boss hog . I mean isn't it kind of missing the point of his name there ? In the original show he was a big slob that ate all the time . GRRRR I am just annoyed . Also they redid the song !!!!!!!!!! Can you believe this . I know I am ranting on and on ..The very sad part of it all is I know I will go see it .I have to . I just am not believing that they could not have casted this movie a lot better then they did .... Does anyone else plan on seeing this movie ?
Ok you guys be the Judge :
Original Daisy ?:
Or the new Daisy ?:
Today is Friday and the day that I post one of the techniques from my book ( for entertainment value only of course ... * wink * ..lmao )
"This week is # 267 Shaving ritual( for him ):
A titillating way to build deep trust and intimacy,the venerable art of shaving pubic hair has been around for centuries.While your man may be reluctant at first , you can :(1)explain that it will greatly increase his genital sensitivity ;(2)say you can't wait to shower lots of kisses on his bare pubis; (3)promise to let him shave you .
Gather a small scissors,a razor that's been used only once or twice,a shaving brush and cream ,a basin of warm water , a washcloth ,and baby oil.Clad in filmy lingerie,make an elegant entrance with your tools and a vase of flowers on a tray . Prop him up with pillows and tell him how manly and gorgeous his Lance of Love is as you carefully trim the surrounding hair with scissors.Then apply a hot wet washcloth to the short fuzz ,softening it for easier removal .Finally ,smooth the shaving cream and carefully render him hairless.Rub on soothing baby oil ( or witch hazel) to prevent razor burn as you coo over his freshly exposed virtility.For a stirring conclusion,decorate him with garlands,wide ribbon,or scarves;groom and tickle his weapon with clean shaving brush ;and/or massage the oiled,babylike skin of his genital area . "
Ok while most of this doesn't sound a bit odd to me I will have to say that decorating his weapon like a friggen Christmas tree does ...lol I mean garlands ?..lmao I am getting a very humorous visual ...lol
Next week will be the shaving ritual for her ...So stay tuned ..lol
Thursday, July 21, 2005
I wanted to give a shout out real quick to my RL buddy Jen .I think we have been friends since 5th grade ( she will correct me if I have that year wrong ..lol ).She now has a blog so will all of you please go by and give her a lil welcome shout :) ...She is still trying to get the hang of it .And blogging is always more fun when you have some interaction going on ....
Hope everyone is having a terrific week and thank God the weekend is in sight ..lol
P.S. Ok this is my BB update ..I knew my feelings would change about who I liked in the house and they sure have ..I can not stand Eric now ..OMG he is getting on a nerve ..I like Kaysar and Janelle ...How sad is that ...I hope Michael leaves tonight and Janelle hooks up with Kaysar and they kick off Eric's sheep one by one .....I have never seen so many followers in one little group in all my life ...How sad .Anyway I will be tuned in tonight for sure ..I am so addicted ....lol
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Here is the pic I took of our Hotel ..We were on the very top floor .We had a pretty cool veiw from up there .
Here are two pics from the aquarium's dolphin show :
This one is my favorite dolphin pic ( taken by Guppyman ) :
Have a great night all !!! I will be back to make my rounds tomorrow and hopefully things will be back to normal ..lol
Friday, July 15, 2005
From the chapter :Initiating your man
Kneel before him,bare-breasted,to kiss and lick his feet .Caress his shins with your nipples as you croon submissively ,"How may I serve you ,my king ?"
Now this may get someone smacked ..I understand the whole animal lust primal passion thing but clothes are not cheap ..lol May want to try this with some old srubs or something ..lol
From the chapter :Power Games
Paper ,Scissors,Rock.Challenge him to this simple hand game .When you win ,whip out some real scissors,cut the clothes off his body,and ravish him .
( maybe if you ravish him well enough he will forget you just cut his clothes up ...lmao better make sure he isn't wearing his favorite shirt or something ...lol )
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Well sorry I didn't get a chance to post yesterday .I have been very busy getting ready for our trip to the beach in Corpus this weekend .Hopefully it will be fun and not rain and flood ALL weekend.I am ready to do some swimming .Anyway ,everyone have a great weekend and I will be back to posting probably monday .....Oh yeah I am excited BB finally reveled the pairs and I must say I was shocked ..None of them matched what I was thinking ...I think this year is going to be very interesting .I am glad Kaysar survived ..He is a lil hottie ...Ok I wish I had time to break down what I think about each but I do not ...Night all :)
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Today at lunch we are discussing the tinfoil trick from the previous post ..My friend Nicole and I are crackin up about it and Bauban gets this puzzled look on her face and asks me in almost a whisper " Do you hum close or far away "Well I about spit out my drink with that one ...lol I said to her you put him in your mouth and hum ...You ought to have seen her eyes ...lmao They got huge like OMG no way .Well Nicole lost it too and started saying "yeah you just foil him up Bauban and leave him laying in bed while you go mow the lawn and hum ...but come back once in ahwile and see if he is hot yet ...lmao " Well we all started laughing so hard we were crying .Then I asked if anyone had any black pepper for my tuna and Bauban says .." You like spicy food? You would like Thai food if you like spicy food "I explained to her that I like black pepper and food with spices like garlic and such but not HOT spicy food .I told her I had always wanted to try a Thai resturant but never have ..I asked if they do the cream cheese wontons that I love so much and she says " I not Vietnamese I am from Thailand ." I was like I never said you were ..lol She said well I do not know what a wonton is they sound Vietnamese to me she said .I explained to her that I am American and I know what they are and was not implying that she should just know this because she is Asian ..lol Anyway we laughed it off and Nicole's brother says "I wonder what kind of food they eat in Thailand" and giigles and says "how are there hot dogs in thailand "..laughing because he said" I am sure they probably do not eat hotdogs there" ..Bauban says "Vietnamese eat dog not Thai" ...lmao Well we had to explain that a hot dog is Not made from dog ...lmao Needless to say she had us crackin up the whole lunch hour ..She is a roit .
Monday, July 11, 2005
Today was my first day back to work after an eleven day vacation and I do believe they just left everything for me to return to.Man the stack of paperwork that I have to file and no documentation on things that need to be done daily ..grrrrrrrrrr Ok I am done venting about that ..lol It's over and done with and tomorrow is a new day :) Plus I get paid by the hour so what am I griping about ...lol Silly me .
Ok second thing is Xtessa asked me in the comment section if that tongue shot was me and if my tongue is currently pierced ,the answer is yes to both ..It was a fun pic and I figured better suited for the new look then the sunflower :) Change is good sometimes ..I have had my tongue pierced for about 5 years now ...It is to the point now that I forget it's even there ..lol
Third thing ...lol Thank you all for your nice comments about the new look ;) .Also I am not sure how many of you visit Millennium Hippie on a regular basis ,but she posted some very yummy sounding Vegan biscuit recipes ..I am not a Vegan but with recipes like this I may become one yet ..lol I printed them all out and I am going to try them very soon ..I will let you all know what I think of them ...
Ok so this morning while getting ready for work we were discussing the plop plop fizz fizz thing ..lol Ok so we are a lil odd ....Anyway while I was doing my makeup Guppy sits on the bed and starts thumbing through it (BTW ..The book is actually entitled 302 Advanced Techniques for Driving a man wild in bed by Olivia St. Claire ) and we found one even more bizarre then the first ..lol Now I have never considered myself to be a prude in bed but this book has me wondering ..lmao jk * insert giggles there * Ok are you guys ready for this ...I am wondering If I should post a technique weekly like maybe on Friday or something ...lmao Is anyone interested ,because these are pretty interesting ...lol ( If enough people say yes they are then I will post a new technique weekly ) Ok back to the crazy one we found ...
Technique # 141
(quoting straight from the book word for word )
Tinfoil Hum Job :
"My girlfriend Chris ,an innocent-looking little pixie,highly recommends this wild technique .Wrap aluminum foil around his testicles,put your lips over them ,and hum.The foil adds heat ,intensity,and crackle to your tingling vocal vibrations."
My fist reaction was OUCH I have gotten a paper cut from foil before and it hurts .I would not want that anywhere near my genitals if I were a guy ..lol and second of all, would anyone want foil in there mouth ? That makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it .Ok well ,for not having much to say I sure babbled alot .But that's what blogs are for eh ..
I am off to finish up supper ..mmmmmmmmm I am so hungry !!!!
Sunday, July 10, 2005
UPDATE !!! UPDATE!!! I have a new look underway ...It is awesome ( I think ) ..But I need a cool blog name and I am drawing a blank ...So everyone give me your input ...What should my blog name be? Maybe I should have a contest and let the winner guest post on my blog ? What do you say ?
Here it is in all it's glory ...What do you guys think ? I think I love it ....It is taking a lil getting use to but all in all I really like it .Be honest though ...If you don't like any of it let me know what you actually do think ...Big props to hubby for knowing his way around HTML ...Yeah Guppy :)
Saturday, July 09, 2005
I was feeling lovable today so I thought I would keep my post simple and share the love!!So you all get a big hug .
Also :I have been seeing bees all over the news .It must just be that time of year .People having to rip big chunks of their roof off and stuff .It is crazy .I have never been affraid of bees but that was before I knew the extent of damage they could cause .My grandmother e-mailed me this story of one case found ..I thought I would share it with everyone ..Can you imagine honey oozing from walls ?I guess they could get a bee charmer and start selling the honey as a fundraiser ..lmao (Bee story)
Friday, July 08, 2005
Yes I am still talking about Big Brother ...I am so excited it has started again ..lolCan you tell ?hmmmmmm ??????
Well we have met the cast basically ...So far I like Eric and Kaysar ...I was bummed when Rachel nominated him right off for eviction .I hate to say but I would at this point like to see the guys dominate .Most of the time it is so easy for the women to manipulate all the men it is not even that big of a challenge ...So to see a man prevail over being outnumbered would definitely be something to watch .I can not wait until they reveal the secret pairs in the house ...That twist is awesome ,I am curious to see how that is going to play out as well .We will have to stay tuned and find out .
Also the finale of Beauty and the Geek was on the other night .I just watched my dvr'd copy of it yesterday .I have heard no one blog about this show ..Are we the only ones that watched it ? It was pretty interesting actually .The fact that they had to pair up but it was not a show that forced them to date ,but to learn from each other .It was cool .Richard on the other hand was extremely annoying ...That is why I am glad to announce that the winners were Chuck and Caitilin !!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhh.Although There for a split second I was thinking how funny it would be if Richard and Mindy won to see if she would actually make out with him like she said she would do if they won ..lol EWWWWWWWW...lol I like nerdy guys and all ( smart guys ) but Richard was just plain annoying ..He tried wayyyy to hard to get attention .
Oh and for yet another reality show that I am watching is Average Joe :The Joe's revenge does anyone watch this one either ?I love it .I was disappointed by the girls the last two seasons though.Not exactly because they chose the "hunks"but because they led the "Joe" on to believe he would be picked at the end .Two Joe's ended up heart broken .This year the twist is that they will send one out of every group she eliminates and give them a makeover .Well that is a little disturbing as well .I mean If she does end up picking one that has been made over then that is not choosing an average guy either .It seems like they are trying everything to make it go the "Joe's " way ..I have a suggestion ...Next time , Just bring Average Joe's on ,not the way out there geeky ones that some of them are ...not the hunky model types ...just some average guys .That way the woman can only chose from that bunch ...
Have a great weekend everyone !!!!
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Well today has officially become the "lazy day" .I still, at 5:39 p.m., have not gotten dressed .How sad is that ..lol I am still in my lounge around the house dress with no makeup and hair not curled .I guess when I think about the fact that I am on vacation and have been running around just about every day since it started it's not so bad ..lol The bad thing about me is ,on a normal get up and go to work, and get off and get the lil one, and come home and cook dinner, and blah blah blah ,I long for days that I can just do nothing .But,for some strange reason when I get a day like this ,I often think about all the things I could be doing or getting done ..lol I have managed to do about three loads of laundry so I guess the whole day is not wasted ..lol I also have caught up on some blog reading ( that is time well spent of course ..lol ) and watched Miss Congeniality 2 ..It was a cute movie .I think Sandra Bullock is one of those women that are naturally beautiful my hubby isn't impressed by her ..( he is a weirdo ..lol ) .
BIG BROTHER starts tonight ...WOOOO HOOOOO !!! I have been waiting for the season to start again ..This show is so addicting .I used to think reality shows were lame before I actually watched one ..lol now that is about all I watch , go figure .Just goes to show you should not knock things until you have tried them .
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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