Sunday, July 10, 2005

Plop Plop ....Fizz Fizz....Oh what a relief it is ..Or is it ?

OMG !!! The other day I was hanging some laundry while guppy was dusting the night stands ( I love him so ) When he came upon a book that we both had forgot we owned ...Awhile back ( like a few years ago ) I ordered Guppy a Tom Clancy book from a book club ,the literary Guild I believe it was .Well they come back with an offer that you can order like 10 or 12 books for this or that price .I am sure you know the type of thing I am speaking of .Anyway back to what the post is really about ...Well just for shits and giggles we ordered a bunch of sex books ..Like the Karma Sutra ,blah blah ...I am quite positive that we never read any of them ..lol Why we ordered them I haven't the slightest ..For shits and giggles I suppose ..lol Anyyyyyywho while he was dusting he picked one up(101 ways to drive your man wild ) and was thumbing through it ...* starts laughing * I still get cracked up when I think about it ..lol He finds that one of the ways stated is to vaginally insert an alka seltzer ..We were both like WTF ..lol I want to know who in the world was the first person to try that one ...lol It doesn't seem like a good or a safe idea ...Has anyone ever heard of this or better yet tried this ?I am extremely curious now ..Not curious enough to try it but curious ...lol

10 comments:

  1. I am with you . . .I would rather learn about that one second hand from someone else.

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  2. wow- can you imagine explaining that one to the dr when you have some weird allergic reaction?

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  3. ROFL!!!! oh.my.GOD! that is pretty hilarious!!!

    (and, no, i am not going to try that! ehehehehehe!!!)

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  4. OH! and i forgot... i came from Guppy's and grinning that you guys updated your blogs!;) i only knew it was only a matter of time! ehehehe... GOOD JOB!!! (applause!)

    question: assuming that it's your tongue, is it still currently pierced?

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  5. that sounds like it would be painful. i'll ask around and see if i can find anyone that's even heard of it.

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  6. You know I can honestly say that's a new one to me...if you find out what it's all about, you gotta share it! :)

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  7. I think that would hurt!
    I love the new look!

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  8. WWoohoo I love the new look!

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  9. Yes my tongue is currently pierced ...and that is a shot of my mouth yes :)

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  10. [straight face]Doesn't Alka Seltzer work better when it goes in the other end instead?{/straight face]

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