Technique Friday

It has been a crazy ,crazy week at work .I am so very glad it is Friday finally .WOOOO HOOOO!!! If anyone calls ...I am not home ..hehehehe .

Ok on with the weekend ,starting with this weeks technique from my lil book .For those of you that have not been here since the beginning of these postings ,I am posting each Friday from a book called 302 advanced techniques for driving a man wild in bed by Olivia St Claire .This is purely for entertainment value ..But ,take from it what you will :)

Last week I posted of the shaving ceremony for the men .This week it is for the ladies :)WOOT!!
Technique #268:
"Shaving Ritual for her .
Present him with a hand -lettered invitation to your virgin shaving ritual.Designate a time
and place and provide instructions that include his being naked ( he'll feel more vulnerable that way and will take greater care with the delicate operation ).Assemble all the materials for him ( with the addition of the camera ) and make the atmosphere as cushy,safe,and resplendent as you desire. You may want to bathe first to make your hair soft and easy to remove . At the end of the ceremony , ask to take a photo of your bare beauty that he can keep tucked away very deeply( yeah hopefully VERY deeply ) in his wallet . "

Ok if this is a ritual for US why do we have to bring all the materials ? He didn't have to when it was his ritual ...lol what's up with that . Also why didn't we get a pic to tuck in our wallets? I think we got ripped off here ladies .


UPDATE : Ok I was doing my blog visits and first on my list is -E and she had a link so hilarious I had to grab it and share ...lol I hope she doesn't mind .Go read her post and then check out this link www.mintyass.com .