Ok I would say if you are at work or have kids that can read lurking over your shoulder you should probably click over to the next blog and save this post for later ..lol It is not XXX rated but it is sexual .
Today is Friday and the day that I post one of the techniques from my book ( for entertainment value only of course ... * wink * ..lmao )
"This week is # 267 Shaving ritual( for him ):
A titillating way to build deep trust and intimacy,the venerable art of shaving pubic hair has been around for centuries.While your man may be reluctant at first , you can :(1)explain that it will greatly increase his genital sensitivity ;(2)say you can't wait to shower lots of kisses on his bare pubis; (3)promise to let him shave you .
Gather a small scissors,a razor that's been used only once or twice,a shaving brush and cream ,a basin of warm water , a washcloth ,and baby oil.Clad in filmy lingerie,make an elegant entrance with your tools and a vase of flowers on a tray . Prop him up with pillows and tell him how manly and gorgeous his Lance of Love is as you carefully trim the surrounding hair with scissors.Then apply a hot wet washcloth to the short fuzz ,softening it for easier removal .Finally ,smooth the shaving cream and carefully render him hairless.Rub on soothing baby oil ( or witch hazel) to prevent razor burn as you coo over his freshly exposed virtility.For a stirring conclusion,decorate him with garlands,wide ribbon,or scarves;groom and tickle his weapon with clean shaving brush ;and/or massage the oiled,babylike skin of his genital area . "
Ok while most of this doesn't sound a bit odd to me I will have to say that decorating his weapon like a friggen Christmas tree does ...lol I mean garlands ?..lmao I am getting a very humorous visual ...lol
Next week will be the shaving ritual for her ...So stay tuned ..lol
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